It was a sunny day.
(The title is a link, folks!)
Friday, March 21, 2008
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
in the hole
she drank milk from fatty cows, was on a diet most of her life. hasn't talked about losing weight for years.
grew up in a family of five children. she asks how her younger brother is doing these days. he's been dead about a decade.
at thirteen her father's parishioner asked for secret favours. she thought she was the special one.
it all goes by, the marriage and the babies and the being good. she can't put her dishes away. home is a stranger.
socks go in pockets. long-johns go on inside-out. taps turn on for unknown reasons, and run, and run just the same.
grew up in a family of five children. she asks how her younger brother is doing these days. he's been dead about a decade.
at thirteen her father's parishioner asked for secret favours. she thought she was the special one.
it all goes by, the marriage and the babies and the being good. she can't put her dishes away. home is a stranger.
socks go in pockets. long-johns go on inside-out. taps turn on for unknown reasons, and run, and run just the same.
Sunday, March 02, 2008
notes for a household electric massager
do not use while bathing or in a shower do not use at wet location of body or while body is wet do not operate under blanket or pillow use the massager only for its intended use as described in this manual never drop or insert any object into any opening do not use outdoors in wet or damp areas or near pool or jacuzzi never operate on a soft surface such as a bed or couch where the air openings may be blocked
1. You'll want to use your massager on your shoulders, arms, back, muscles, and legs. It's not for your chest and certainly not for use around your thyroid gland.
2. Don't grasp the vibrating head while your massager is turned ON.
3. The rated maximum continuous use of your massager is 25 minutes. That's really long enough.
4. Don't turn the vibrating head by hand or press it tightly to your body. You could bend the head-supporter, and heavy pressure does not produce a stronger massaging effect anyway.
5. Don't use your massager over swollen or inflamed areas. Whenever in doubt, consult your physician.
Thank you very much for your purchase, and welcome to the happy family of product owners. The massager is designed as a refreshing relief at the end of a busy day. After work, before or after sports, and for removing everyday dullness, your massager is always ready to help you.
Since vibrating amplitude has two speeds, select the speed which you prefer.
1. You'll want to use your massager on your shoulders, arms, back, muscles, and legs. It's not for your chest and certainly not for use around your thyroid gland.
2. Don't grasp the vibrating head while your massager is turned ON.
3. The rated maximum continuous use of your massager is 25 minutes. That's really long enough.
4. Don't turn the vibrating head by hand or press it tightly to your body. You could bend the head-supporter, and heavy pressure does not produce a stronger massaging effect anyway.
5. Don't use your massager over swollen or inflamed areas. Whenever in doubt, consult your physician.
Thank you very much for your purchase, and welcome to the happy family of product owners. The massager is designed as a refreshing relief at the end of a busy day. After work, before or after sports, and for removing everyday dullness, your massager is always ready to help you.
Since vibrating amplitude has two speeds, select the speed which you prefer.
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